These are pretty witty! To see the entire list (I think it's worth it), go to: http://www.thesnooze.com/comedypaper/tea.html
What does a teapot say to it's lover?
Who is the teapot's favorite actress?
Why did the tea bag have to do it's laundry?
Because it was stained.
What is a baby teapots favorite game?
Thanks to Tea Lover Denise for the info.